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Memon 140 Words SMS

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A Memon On His Death Time
My Wife
Where R U?
Wife:
Yes,I M Here
My Sons:
My Daughters R U All Here?
Yes:
Papa
To Phir Brabar Wale Kamre Ka
Pankha Q Khula He?

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Memon SMS Messages 140 Words

Memon :
Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar :
Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho
Memon :
Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

Live With A BROKEN HEART

Heart Touching Quote:

I Remember Him
Not As The One Who Broke MY HEART..
But
As The One
Who Taught Me How To Live
With A BROKEN HEART…..!!

Memon Ko Current Laga

Memon Ko Current Laga…

Begum Ne Memon Se Poocha:
Kuch Howa To Nahi..?

Memon Bola:
Mujhe Chorr
Bahir Jaa Kar Deakh
“UNIT” Kitne Gire Hai.

Expiry Date On The Condom Is 8/2009

Sardar’s Wife During Sex:
U R Using The Same Condom 4 The 5th Time?

Sardar:
U Think I’m A Fool?
Expiry Date On The Condom Is 8/2009

Hurt Me SMS Pain Me

U Promsd 2 Take Care Of Me Bt U Hurt Me,
U Promsd Me 2 Brng Me Joy Bt U Brought Me Tears,
U Promsd Me Ur Luv Bt U Gave Me PAIN… ME?
I Promsd U Nothing But I Gave U Everything!