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Kanjoos Memon Jokes

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Memon:
Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?
Shopkeeper:
1Rs.
Memon:
60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai?
S.K:
60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.
Memon:
Ley 40 Paisay,
Chilka Rakh Aur Kela Day De

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Urdu Ghazal – Raat Katti Rahi

Raat Katti Rahi “CHAND” Dhalta Raha,
“AATISH-E-HIJR” Main Koi Jalta Raha.

Ghar Ki”TANHAIYAN” Dil Ko Dasti Rahen,
Koi Bechain Ho K “KARWAT” Badalta Rha.

Aas O Umeed Ki “SHAMA” Roshan Rhi,
Ghar Ki “DEHLEEZ” Ko Koi Takta Raha.

Rat Bhar “CHANDNI” Gungunati Rahi,
Raat Bhar Koi “TANHA” Siskta Raha.

“ASHK” Palkoon Pe Aa K Bikarte Rahe,
NAAM Lab Pe Kissi Ka Larzta Raha.

Aaj Phir “RAAT” Basar Ho He Gai IMDAD,
Aaj Phir Koi ”KHUD” Se Ulajhta Raha.

Mehmano K Anay Se Pehly

Mehmano K Anay Se Pehly Agr
Kala Namk Moli K Prathy Aur Chanay
Ki Dal Ka Hlwa Kha K Bethn To Mehman
Jldi Chly Jaty Hain Or

Dubara Nhi Atay. . .
Zubaida Aapa K Khusboo Dar Totkay ;->

A Memons Wife On Phone

In America,
A Memon’s Wife On Phone
Talking To Her Sister In Pakistan
Her Husband Came And Shouted:

Ae Zubeda, In K Puch Ta
In K Khabar Uuni

Wife:
Kuro Puchaan?

Memon:
Kair Chui Vi K Pepsi
Te Panj Rupya Ocha Kari Dyo?:-D

Memon Doctor K Pass

Ek Memon Doctor K Pass Gaya Or Bola
K Ghar Ja Kar Mareez Check Karnay K Kitnay Paisay Lo Gay?
Doctor:
Rs.300
Memon:
Chalain Doctor!
Doctor Ghar Pohanchay To Doctor Ne Pocha
K Mareez Kahan Hai?
Memon:
Mareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Sala Taxi Wala
500 Maang Raha Tha!
Or Aap 300 Main Lay Aaye…! ;-)

Teacher Students Jokes Msgs

Teacher:
Me Kisi Par Bhi Ek Najar Dak Ke
Bata Sakti Hoo Ki
Wo Mere Bare Me Kya Soch Raha Hai

Student:
Mam Jab Aapko Pata Chalta Hai
To Badi Sharm Aati Hogi